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Story: Birding

I miss shopping.

Well, I miss a lot of things, really. Driving, I used to love driving. The taste of a good coffee in the morning. A good workout. Video games. I could juggle a little, that's gone now.

But I was good at shopping. I loved the thrill of the hunt, the delight of discovery, finding cheap crap and turning it over to collectors for a tasty profit. Yes, I'm a guy, so what? Shopping was fun.

Technically, of course, I'm a bird now. A guy bird, but mostly a bird.

Little tip? Keep your investments diversified, keep a good chunk in a Roth, and when you're nearly suicidal after hearing the market tanked and all your money is gone and you find an antique lamp at Goodwill that might bring some quick cash on eBay and you rub it, be more specific when you tell the cranky genie that comes out that you want to keep your family fed.

Friggin' wiseass genie. Like it was my fault he was in there in first place. Go blame Solomon, smokehole.

Jackie hasn't forgiven me for turning all of us into sandhill cranes. Aside from the general weirdness of it, I think she might have been seeing Nick on the side, and I'm pretty sure that's over now unless Nicky is a lot kinkier than I'd have given him credit for. The kids seem weirdly OK with the whole "we're birds now" thing, but they weren't really old enough to know what it was like being a human yet. Kids adapt. They learn languages really quick, you know?

Keeping them fed is a lot easier now, at least. But sometimes I still find myself leading them through parking lots.

I miss shopping.

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HOW long has it been since I've posted here? Wow...

Added a few recent pics, with more coming. I'm starting to think I like this photography thing.
HOW long has it been since I've posted here? Wow...

Added a few recent pics, with more coming. I'm starting to think I like this photography thing.

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C. A. Bridges
Artist | Hobbyist | Photography
United States
Current Residence: Orange City, FL
Favourite genre of music: Soundtracks
Favourite photographer: Jordan Matter
Favourite style of art: Pen and ink, photography
Operating System: Windows 7
MP3 player of choice: iPhone
Wallpaper of choice: Currently, a NaNoWriMo nag screen
Favourite cartoon character: Bugs Bunny
Personal Quote: Art reflects the inner you, no matter how silly you are.
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DocShaner Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2008  Professional Artist
Thanks for the watch, much appreciated!
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theEvilLeagueofEvil Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2008
heya, thanks for the watch... did you wanna join?
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ThePix Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2007  Professional General Artist
Thanks so much for the fave! :hug:
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wyldwoman Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2007
Wonderful pencil art! It is so nice to see another artist that enjoys graphite AND colored pencil. Keep up the wonderful work!
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TohruHondaSan Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2007
Welcome to DA :wave:
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November-Lullaby Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2007
I enjoy your drawings, they are very beautiful. I must admit, that I'm a bit jealous ^^
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